Changing Pockets

ok . . you know what really bugs me . . ok . . so hear me out . . okay?

when you have your driver's license in your pocket . . . then you have to change in to your PJs at night, right? . . am I right????

So you've admitted it!!!!! AHA! There IS NO way to keep your driver's license totally safe from being lost! I mean it's not like you could staple it to your pants and wear the same pants every day . . or could you??????? . . hmmmmmmm . . I have something to think about now : )

DUST

Do you know what reeeeaaaaaaaally bugs me . . - DUST - it's just stupid. enough said

DRIVER'S LICENSES

You know what REAAAAAALLLY BUGS ME! YAH - THAT'S RIGHT - DRIVER'S LICENSES

WHAT KIND OF MORON DECIDED THAT YOU HAVE TO CARRY THIS STUPID THING AROUND ALL THE TIME????????!!!! CAN YOU TELL ME????- DIDN'T THINK SO

Stuffed Tigers

You know what really bugs me? . . . Yah . . You know what REALLY BUGS me????

It's stuffed Tigers . . They are so . . mean .. and . . conniving . . and vicious . . and . . .well

I'm sure you KNOW how tigers really are . . . because if you don't . . well then . . well then ummm . . . well . . YOU are in for a BIG SURPRISE then because . .

y'know . . they look all cute and fluffy . . and then- BAM! they attaaaaaaaaaaack -

- leaping across the room they start attacking you . . well kind of like in a tickling sort of manner . . but . . You know what???!!! there's a tiger tickling me right now!

I'm done with this blog . . I have a tiger to get off my back!

Update

I just want to apologize to all my fans . . ok make that my one fan . . OK FINE! I admit it, I have one friend who has taken pity on me to watch my blog . . so thanks . . Dude . . .