SOCKS

There's this other bear that I live with . . ok so he's really my husband . . and ok so .. this other bear keeps bugging me about wearing socks in the house . . er . . cave . . ya that's right . . I'm a bear and I live in a cave , , anyhooooo . . . . . . oh . right . . . . so he always tells me that I need to wear socks it the house . . cave . . cave-house . . so . . like . . I don't want to wear socks . . and it bugs me . . I mean like . . my feet are cold . . I admit . . but I like to feel the wind whistling through my toes! You know? no you don't, do you? . . hmmm . . .

. .. . well, it bugs me . . that's all I wanted to say . . . thanks for pretending to listen